Born in a matrix of zeros and ones, QWERTY spends her days slaying luddites, rehabilitating abused computers, and dreaming of one day having facial hair of her very own. She’d rather email her responses than talk to you and in her mind if it doesn’t have a website it doesn’t exist. Once morally opposed to any form of exercise or “work out” routines, QWERTY has become a true believer in the rush that is derby and all that it involves. She’s on the “legalize texting while skating” commission and believes that so long as you’re texting in proper English while jamming you should have the right to do so – how else is she going to be able to communicate on the track? 

Q: Beverage of choice?
A: Red Powerade

Q: Likes
A: Comic books, board games, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Battlestar Galactica, cover songs, cheap DVDs, junkfood, Haribo Gummi Bears, hot chicks, puppies, folk music, and kicking butt!

Q: Dislikes
A: Anything IRL that isn't derby, big blockers who aren't on her team, sunlight, germs, exercise, sitcoms, bras, and health food.