• • Jammer
• • Blocker

Retired: Spring 2010

Born of the fire goddess, Pele, Pyroclastic Flo followed quickly in her mother's footsteps. Her fiery temper tantrums and eruptions of red-hot-lava-fury were legendary. Before she was out of diapers, she had destroyed a small fishing fleet; by the time she learned to walk, she had smothered two villages in ash, leaving behind only the carbonized remains of the hapless villagers. Eager to avoid further lawsuits, Pele sent young Flo off to boarding school in Alaska. It was there, at the suggestion of her anger management therapist, that she joined the Fairbanks Rollergirls. While roller derby wasn't quite what her therapist meant by "group activity", she is now one of FBXRG's fastest skaters, proving that no one is safe from Pyroclastic Flo.

Hometown: Pompeii

Drink of choice: flaming volcano, or a nice merlot

Favorite party trick: chewing on rocks and spitting out lava

Trademark: smoke coming from her wheels as she tears through the pack

Favorite thing about roller derby: Her flaming skates!!

Loves: burying people in 6 ft. of pumice, hiking

Hates: yappy little dogs

Hobbies: cooking, wreaking havoc, destruction and mayhem

Q: What other sports have you played?
A: Hockey, Rugby, Soccer, and Volcano Surfing.

Q: Why did you start playing roller derby?
A: Science Vixen made me.

Q: What are you most afraid of?
A: Science Vixen's A**.