The brain child of academically and sexually frustrated med students everywhere, Orgasmic Chemistry entered the world with a mind-blowing, odorless bang. Orgasmic's knowledge of the human body makes her bone-crushing hits leave a skater breathless and wondering why they never felt like that before. Similar to the element carbon, Orgasmic is stable in all positions, but becomes increasingly flammable as things heat up on the track. When asked to comment on other teams' unity, Chemistry only had this to say, "Double bonds are strong, but my ass is stronger!"

Q: What is your favorite color?
A: Carnation pink, like the crayon, followed by black!

Q: Who is your favorite sports team?
A: Fairbanks Rollergirls, of course!

Q: What are you most afraid of?
A: Death!