#229 One L of a Hit
- • Blocker
Born in the backwoods of New York where sometimes your sister was also your cousin, One L of a Hit learned to scrap early in life.. Where she's from, you'd rather come face to face with a cougar than Uncle Jed. So a cat fight to One L is a piece of cake, or should I say sweet potato pie? In between banjo lessons from cousin Sue and learning the fine art of pulling teeth with long nosed pliers from granny, One L would spend her free time deep in the forest whittling hardwoods into fairies and reading classics she found in a deserted cabin. All those novels planted a seed. She dreamt of seeing the world. Hicktown, USA was not for her so she joined the Airforce. But, forced discipline did not come easy to this wild child. Underneath there still lay dormant a crazy beast ready to kick ass on a whim. True to her self and lucky for FBXRG, One L gathered her younguns and drove to the Fresh Meat Brunch at the Gulch to check out derby. It didn't take but a minute for her to realize that derby was her destiny. Willing to drive long miles just to skate, One L is a devoted derby gal and awesome blocker. Look out kittens, One L will take you out!
Favorite movie: Deliverance
Favorite drink: moonshine
Favorite song: Dueling Banjos
Hobbies: Rolling cigarettes, canoeing rapids, archery, riding railroad tracks
Inspiration: Willie Nelson, Dolly Parton
Favorite quote: "Squeal like a pig!"
Collections: fairies, molars
Q: What is your favorite position to play and why?
A: My favorite position is blocker because I get to knock bitches down.
Q: Beverage of choice?
A: Vodka and OJ so buy me one at an after party.
Q: What are you most afraid of?
A: The dark...

