Lucinda Boltz was born in Columbus, Ohio but moved to the Jersey Shore where she quickly realized she truly belonged. Boltz was going through cans of Aqua-Net almost as fast as she was going through boyfriends. She and her hair spent most of the late 80’s touring with bands like Ratt, Motley Crew and Winger. After years of throwing elbows at these “head-banger balls” she decided to put the skills to use on the track.

Favorite Quotes: It’s better to be knocked down than knocked up; and Dolly Parton’s mantra that “It takes a lot of money to look this cheap!”

Inspirations: Big Hair Bands

Favorite Movie: Valley Girl—check out the “V” shaved in Nicholas Cage’s chest hair!

Favorite Song: Beastie Boys, “Hey Ladies”

The Real Meaning of Life: Big Hair and Big Hits

Favorite Drink: Rolling Rock

Collections: Leopard Skin Pants

Favorite Position: Jammer

Why Play Derby? Because I always skated too fast for the “moonlight skate” to Journey’s “Open Arms.”