• • Blocker

In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean, blue. Several centuries later, The warmongering Fairbanksians sought to enslave the peaceful citizens of Ester. Seeing her kin be swept away one by one, a young, stalwart champion arose to defend the rights of her people. Her tactics were straightforward, primal, and some would even say, Crass.

Overwhelmed by the vanguard's prowess, the Fairbanksians withdrew, and immediately made her an offer should couldn't refuse: Roller Derby. Crass Monkey now wards the pack from all who would score points for the other team. Be you blocker, jammer, or even Balrog, you shall not pass!